Cats are Weird People..

Alice was beginning to fall in love with Russell R.. She couldn't stop thinking about him. Russell R. was big, warm, and sort of handsome for a human.

He was gentle to her and she trusted him. She liked the way his hands felt when he petted her.

What made her sad was that Zircon chased her away every time she tried to get in Russell R.'s bed. How would she ever sleep with him?

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