Cats are Weird People..

Alice tried to tell Russell R. how much she loved him. She stood on her hind legs with her front paws on his thigh. But then she couldn't bring herself to say the words....

Suddenly Russell R. turned to her and said "Hello sweetheart.Yes, I love you, too".

Alice was elated. Russell R. had read her mind! But most importanly he had said he loved her. That made her feel funny inside - sort of like little mice in her tummy.

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