Cats are Weird People..

One day Russell R. brought a McDonald's lunch to work. As he ate his fries Alice begged for one. She ate it quickly, then wanted another and another. Alice loved french fries!

Russell R. asked her why and Alice replied "Remember when I lived with that psycho lady, before I found you? Well, she never fed me very well but we lived next door to a McDonald's. So I used to eat the fries people dropped when they ate outside at the tables."

Then Alice paused before asking "Hey, Russell R. - could you share a bite of a Big Mac?"

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