Cats are Weird People..

Did you know that cats spend approximately 18 hours a day sleeping?

They also never argue with you in English, want sex when you don't or insist you drive them to the shopping mall. They can't take your credit cards to charge expensive cloths, never cook anything you won't eat or sleep with your best friend.

Russell R. thought cats were better than having a wife.

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